"Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass."
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"There are things known, and there are things unknown. And in between are the doors."
"Only your mind can produce fear."
"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."
"The only blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart."
"Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance -- each beautiful, unique and too soon gone."
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly."
"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?"
"For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself."
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