"Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile."
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"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
"Puns are a form of humor with words."
"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."
"A joke is a very serious thing."
"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life."
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."
"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles."
"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you."
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself."
"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
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