"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!"
He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
2 Kings 2:23-24"
"He has enabled us to be ministers of his new covenant. This is a covenant not of written laws, but of the Spirit. The old written covenant ends in death; but under the new covenant, the Spirit gives life.
2 Corinthians 3:6"
"You Olympians, however, know you didn't get here solely on your own power. For most of you, loving parents, sisters or brothers, encouraged your hopes, coaches guided, communities built venues in order to organize competitions. All Olympians stand on the shoulders of those who lifted them. We’ve already cheered the Olympians, let’s also cheer the parents, coaches, and communities. All right!"
"It's not until you're an adult that you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dyin, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then ya come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like No dude, you -- YOU are fuckin awesome!"
"I think it's a really selfish thing, especially if your guy isn't making a lot of money, to make him go out and blow money on a shiny fucking rock that was dug out of the ground by a fuckin 8 year old. Ya know? Just because you're not mature enough as an adult to walk up to all your other girlfriends with your engagement ring and letting it be something other than a diamond or at the very least letting it be a diamond that your future husband can afford."
"I don't even care if someone wants to say, 'You don't understand that. God did it.' That doesn't even bother me. What would bother me is if you were so content in that answer that you no longer had curiosity to learn how it happened. The day you stop looking because you're content God did it, I don't need you in the lab. You are useless on the frontier of understanding the nature of the world."
"One time, while I was having an out of body experience, my body went to Vegas...with all my credit cards. Had some kinda fling with a $500 a night hooker, but do ya think I could explain that to my wife? NO! Women see what they wanna see."
"I'd like to do some observational humor for ya now. I hope you can identify with it...Hey! Don't ya hate when you're in bed with three women, and the least attractive one whispers, 'Save it for me.' Man that's a drag!"