"But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?"
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"To be successful, a woman has to be better at her job than a man."
"I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man."
"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"
"If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks."
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
"If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts."
"Most women have no characters at all."
"A woman is like a teabag -- only in hot water do you realize how strong she is."
"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
"Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting."
"My only wish is that my wishes be at rest."
"The wishing gate opens into nothing."
"Men try to run life according to their wishes; life runs itself according to necessity."
"If wishes were horses then beggars would ride."
"Some people develop a wishbone where their backbone should be."
"Wishing of all strategies, is the worst."
"Wit is educated insolence."
"Melancholy men are of all others the most witty."
"Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."
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