“She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam’s apple as big as her balls.”
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“You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”
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“You know what’s a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM’s and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that’s the best part about the game.”
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“Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.”
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“Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?”
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“Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.”
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“Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too? That’s funny… I didn’t even know you g-girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that you’d react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.”
40 Year Old Virgin
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