“Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Shame
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“I knew this guy that broke my sister’s nose when I was a kid and I always thought that’s why he became a priest. He tied her up in a chair and it was like, you know, I thought he was like overcompensating.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Religion
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“If we made love, you could give me absolution.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Sex
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“The majority of women, they have half-a-glass too much and let down their barriers a little. Then they wake up in the morning, riddled with guilt and think they can reclaim their virtue by saying, “I don’t remember.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Sex
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“I could have taken you to the cleaners and made love to a woman at the same time.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Sex
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“There’s so few people in this town with a conscience.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Conscience
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“It’s been my experience that every time I think I know “where it’s at,” it’s usually somewhere else.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Experience
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“Look, there’s nothing wrong with people being happy, but there’s more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel’s Bolero.”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Happiness
Vote Up
0
Vote Down
Favorite
“Did you ever do it to Ravel’s Bolero?”
Blake Edwards
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Music
