“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
Dave Barry
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“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
Dave Barry
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“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
Dave Barry
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“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
Dave Barry
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“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
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“Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you’re told.”
Dave Barry
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