“I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Sports
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“You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Youth
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“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Taxes And Taxation
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“Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Poverty
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“It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor — as long as you’ve got money.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Money
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“There’s only one thing money won’t buy, and that is poverty.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Money
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“I don’t like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Money
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“I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Memory
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“Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Maturity
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“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Animals
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“You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“I always wake up at the crack of ice.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Alcohol
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“I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Alcohol
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“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Alcohol
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“I drink to forget I drink.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Alcohol
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“I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Alcohol
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“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Alcohol
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“Show me a friend in need and I’ll show you a pest.”
Joe E. Lewis
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Friendship
