“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Women
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“But that wasn’t fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them,”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Literature
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“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Family
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“I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Science
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“Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Children
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“If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Work
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“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Sin
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“One man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Repentance
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“Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Progress
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“Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Parenting
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“How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Obesity
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“Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Animals
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“Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Hope
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“The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.”
Ogden Nash
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Happiness
