“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in God the most. Oh, no… wait… that never happens.”
Ricky Gervais
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“Tell me the reason why you don’t believe in all the other gods and that’s the reason I don’t believe in yours.”
Ricky Gervais
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“We shouldn’t even need the word ‘atheism’. If people didn’t invent ridiculous imaginary Gods, rational people wouldn’t have to deny them.”
Ricky Gervais
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“Thank God I’m an Atheist.”
Ricky Gervais
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“Talking of the walking dead, congratulations to Hugh Hefner, who is getting married at age 84 to 24-year-old beauty Crystal Harris. When asked why she was marrying him, she said, ‘He lied about his age. He told me he was 94’.”
Ricky Gervais
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“No one grows up saying ‘I hope I work in an office one day.’ And that fascinated me. People from 16 to 65 are just thrown together and that is a tantalizing mix.”
Ricky Gervais
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“Why by a book when you can join a library.”
Ricky Gervais
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“It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.”
Ricky Gervais
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“Pol Pot just rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they’re that clever, take them off when they see him coming!”
Ricky Gervais
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“It is impossible to “force” your opinions on people on Twitter. You chose to follow or not. If you are offended by my tweets then Fuck off.”
Ricky Gervais
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Funny
