“The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Wisdom
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“Art is science made clear.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Art
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“If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Criticism
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“There’s nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Wealth
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“I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Thinking
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“Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Behavior
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“The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Success
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“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Plagiarism
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“Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Plagiarism
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“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Listening
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“The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Anger
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“Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Laughter
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“Always be nice to people on the way up; because you’ll meet the same people on the way down.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Kindness
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“The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Friendship
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“A fellow who is always declaring that he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Foolishness
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“Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Egotism
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“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”

Wilson Mizner
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Doubt