“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”
Bob Hope
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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Bob Hope
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“Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.”
Bob Hope
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“If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Bob Hope
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“I do benefits for all religions — I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”
Bob Hope
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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don’t need it.”
Bob Hope
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“The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.”
Bob Hope
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“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]”
Bob Hope
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“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
Bob Hope
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“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
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“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope
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“I don’t generally feel anything until noon, then it’s time for my nap.”
Bob Hope
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