“Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving one’s home. I do not like after- shave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.”
Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Art
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“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.”
Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Success
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“Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step — it is an old business procedure.”
Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Opinions
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“Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“Humility is no substitute for a good personality.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“If you’re going to America, bring your own food.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Food
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“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.”
Fran Lebowitz
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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
