“I don’t want to own anything that won’t fit into my coffin.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Contentment
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“Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Religion
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“Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Business
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“The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Pride
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“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Imitation
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“An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Hollywood
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“Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Hollywood
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“I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Ancestry
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“A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Gentlemen
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“Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Fashion
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“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Exercise
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“He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Dream
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“An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.”
Fred A. Allen
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Business
