“For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Communication
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“Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Winning
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“The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Travel
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“Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Service
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“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Present
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“After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Past
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“She was short on intellect, but long on shape.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Intellectual
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“A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.”
George Ade
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Family
