“You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in MY world now, grandma!”

Happy Gilmore
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“Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard’s eyes out though. Look at that.”

Happy Gilmore
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“Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?”

Happy Gilmore
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“Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.”

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“The price is wrong, bitch.”

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“During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.”

Happy Gilmore
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“Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin’ duty. Hmm, anybody else’s fingers hurt? I didn’t think so.”

Happy Gilmore
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“Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!”

Happy Gilmore
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