“For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.”
Johnny Carson
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“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”
Johnny Carson
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“My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.”
Johnny Carson
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“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
Johnny Carson
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“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
Johnny Carson
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“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
Johnny Carson
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