“You hear that, Ben? Don’t let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!”
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“Your face looks like Robin Williams’ knuckles.”
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“Are you the lady who doesn’t realize she’s pregnant until she’s sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?”
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“Yeah, it’s a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it’s cool.”
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“I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.”
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“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.”
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“Fuck me in the beard.”
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“I’m going to murderball you!”
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“He’s playing fetch… with my kids… he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs.”
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