“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Intelligence
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“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Business
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“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Beauty
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“Don’t knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Wealth
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“Man cannot live by incompetence alone.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Inspirational
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“If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Success
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“Reality is for people who can’t face drugs.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Reality
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“Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Prejudice
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“In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Power
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“Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Political
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“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Originality
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“When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Opinions
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“Don’t believe in miracles — depend on them.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Miracles
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“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Intellectual
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“Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Education
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“Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Democracy
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“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.”
Laurence J. Peter
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Business
