“There are never enough I Love You’s.”

Lenny Bruce
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“Communism is like one big phone company.”

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“The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.”

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“In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.”

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“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”

Lenny Bruce
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“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

Lenny Bruce
Submitted by Quonation |Category: God