“I once said cynically of a politician, Hell double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.”
Oscar Levant
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“Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”
Oscar Levant
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“I’ve given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.”
Oscar Levant
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“It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.”
Oscar Levant
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
Oscar Levant
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“There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.”
Oscar Levant
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“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
Oscar Levant
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“An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.”
Oscar Levant
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“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
Oscar Levant
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“Once I make up my mind, I’m full of indecision.”
Oscar Levant
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“Once he makes up his mind, he’s full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]”
Oscar Levant
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“Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.”
Oscar Levant
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“Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.”
Oscar Levant
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“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.”
Oscar Levant
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