“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Humor
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“Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Art
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“It is the final proof of Gods omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“I love being a writer, what I can’t stand is the paperwork.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Writing
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“It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“The rich aren’t like us; they pay less taxes.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Wealth
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“Everybody hates me because I’m so universally liked.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Popularity
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“There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Parenting
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“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds — they mature slowly.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Marriage
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“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Marriage
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“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life
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“Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.”
Peter De Vries
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Food
