“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”
Phyllis Diller
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“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
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“It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core.”
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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
Phyllis Diller
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“I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?”
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“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
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“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
Phyllis Diller
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“Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.”
Phyllis Diller
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“Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.”
Phyllis Diller
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