“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee – or laugh.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Humor
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“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Success
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“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Business
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“Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Time
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“Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Health
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“Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
Robert Orben
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Health
