“It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
Scott Adams
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“Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.”
Scott Adams
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“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”
Scott Adams
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“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
Scott Adams
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“There’s a fine line between participation and mockery.”
Scott Adams
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“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
Scott Adams
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Funny