“‘Shower the people you love with love’ has gotta be the dirtiest of the James Taylor lyrics.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire” is the best song ever written about lack of accountability.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“No common phrase makes me as uncomfortable as “chink in the armor”.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“14% of all van passengers are there involuntarily.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“Holy shit, you mean that abandoned furniture on that curb in that college town is just, like, free to take?!”
Seth MacFarlane
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“Attention Obama & Romney: I will vote for whichever one of you does the first televised debate wearing a fish tie.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“‘Boy Scouts Uphold No Gays Allowed Policy’…says the organization that decorates their shirts with stitched-on pictures of animal faces.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“McDonald’s is on Yelp, in case you need help deciding whether or not to go sit in someone’s diarrhea.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“Share the road with cyclists, unless you’re in a hurry and they’re going super-slow.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“If you want to put a swift end to a boring first date, just say to the woman, ‘I predict you will bear me many fine sons.'”
Seth MacFarlane
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“Man, I guess Chick-fil-A really fucked equality in the ass, huh?”
Seth MacFarlane
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“The fact that Dorothy had a feverish, confusing dream about her uncles is a sign that something else was going on.”
Seth MacFarlane
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“‘Easy Lover’ is basically just Phil Collins calling someone a slut for 4 minutes.”
Seth MacFarlane
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