“Light travels faster than sound. Isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?”

Steven Wright
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“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”

Steven Wright
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“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

Steven Wright
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Contentment
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“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”

Steven Wright
Submitted by Quonation |Category: General
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“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”

Steven Wright
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“I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it.”

Steven Wright
Submitted by Quonation |Category: Life