“We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.”
Will Rogers
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“America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.”
Will Rogers
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“The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.”
Will Rogers
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“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.”
Will Rogers
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“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”
Will Rogers
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“We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?”
Will Rogers
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“If you can build a business up big enough, it’s respectable.”
Will Rogers
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“An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.”
Will Rogers
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“Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.”
Will Rogers
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“We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.”
Will Rogers
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“Youve got to be [an] optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.”
Will Rogers
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“I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.”
Will Rogers
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“Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.”
Will Rogers
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“With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.”
Will Rogers
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“There should be one day when there is open season on senators.”
Will Rogers
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“Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.”
Will Rogers
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“Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.”
Will Rogers
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“There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.”
Will Rogers
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“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
Will Rogers
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“It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
Will Rogers
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