Woody Allen Quote
Woody Allen
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“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
Woody Allen
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“Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love.”
Woody Allen
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“That was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
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“I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.”
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“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work … I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
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“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
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“If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right.”
Woody Allen
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“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
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“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
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“I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
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“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.”
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“I don’t believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
Woody Allen
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“I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.”
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“I’d never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
Woody Allen
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“Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.”
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“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
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“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
Woody Allen
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“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
Woody Allen
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